there's not a lot of amputee heroes in history

It would figure that as soon as it starts getting busy around here again, and the weather starts getting nicer, I start feeling sick. I either have a cold or really bad allergies. And I really don't intend to make this Dinah Complains About Stuff all the time, but bleh things keep happening to me. :/

I envy all you people who are going away for spring vacations.

Happy birthday, Kurt Cobain!

I've always liked his daughter's name: Frances Bean Cobain. I don't know why I like it. It just sounds nice. Plus, look how beautiful she is! Honestly, I don't understand the fuss about Beyonce's baby's name either. Blue Ivy Carter sounds fine. It could've been way, way, way worse!

Unrelated: did you all hear about Chris Brown being chased by a flock of seagulls on Miami Beach? I laughed so hard. Karma, man. I wish one had shat on him. That would've been even better.

I got Chinese takeout last night. It was so hot and the kind of contained hot where you don't know it's hot until it's already in your mouth. I burned my gums pretty annoyingly, but I think I also actually burned one of my tonsils. TONSILS! Is that even possible?

Swallowing feels funny. I am such a loser.